50 Spots Taken. Should've Clicked Faster. Captain Procrastination.

🚪 Snarketing Hour is Full

50 humans. Zero lurkers. No more seats.

You blinked. They clicked. Now we’re officially at capacity — which means you’ll have to wait until one of our 50 snark-certified marketers either: 

• Launches something successful and "graduates"… or 
  

• Fakes their own digital death. (Happens more than you’d think.)  

This isn’t fake scarcity.
This is actual, "the Zoom room would explode otherwise" scarcity.

👀 Get On the List

Drop your email below, and we’ll notify you the second a seat opens.

Because nothing hurts worse than missing the best group therapy for marketers since someone rage-quit ClickFunnels live on camera.

P.S. f you think "sold out" is a fake scarcity tactic, we love you already.
It’s not. We actually count humans. But, by all means, refresh this page 47 times like it's Black Friday and hope a seat magically opens up.
Or… you could just join the waitlist, save your dignity, and get in line with the other funnel-burned marketers who finally admitted they need an intervention.